Archive for August, 2005

Saturday, August 20th, 2005

Willy’s World of Male Masturbation Euphemisms! …posted by Willy

This goes with the last post: ‘choking the bishop’.
Better expressions are:

Creaming the banana
Drip the pickle
Holding your sausage hostage
Launching the hand shuttle
Manipulate the mango
Massage the muscle
Milking the monkey
Polish the helmet
Pulling the piss pump
Stroke the stallion

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Saturday, August 20th, 2005

Urban dictionary rules…

1. Choke The Bishop
Noun: masturbate. In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.
2. Izzle Kizzle
A kilo of weed; Izzle being weed, kizzle being for kilo.
Boo: Yo’ coming the [...]

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Friday, August 19th, 2005

5 Reasons Why Taste Sucks

You constantly have to lie to others (’look at that nice new t-shirt of mine! do you like it?’), because being honest starts wars
It makes you stay home when others go out to enjoy a flabbergasting concert (You Too?) or see a fantabulous movie (Mr. and Mrs. Schmisss)
You feel sick if people tell you about [...]

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Saturday, August 13th, 2005

Four recent occasions on which I had to admit ‘TIME STILL EXISTS’ (for others)

Alex is a blood-sucking parasite of a chomeur who still thinks that ‘time - is too expensive!‘

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Monday, August 8th, 2005

At least 10 reasons why you better don’t buy an ipod

they stink like horses
the size doesn’t fit my a***ole
the battery always runs out exactly at the time you really depend on this damn thing
the volume is not loud enough
it’s white (I wouldn’t go as far as name this piece a neo-fascist jukebox, but…)
it doesn’t play my most loved album: Operation Stackola from Luniz when it’s [...]

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