1. Hedonism
  2. Nihilism
  3. 'To hell with it'-ism
  4. 'We are big big big big and important'-ism (is that nationalism? Hmm?)
  5. Errorism
  6. Schism
  7. Altruism
  8. Consumerism
  9. Boratism
  10. Shizzle-my-nizzle-ism
  11. 'Will you please stop nagging and shut the fuck up? Ok? Pleeeaasse?'-ism

What the hell is that? Well, this is my seventh post for the 'November of lists'. Lists are brainfood. Eat!