This goes with the last post: ‘choking the bishop’.
Better expressions are:

  • Creaming the banana
  • Drip the pickle
  • Holding your sausage hostage
  • Launching the hand shuttle
  • Manipulate the mango
  • Massage the muscle
  • Milking the monkey
  • Polish the helmet
  • Pulling the piss pump
  • Stroke the stallion