1. Choke The Bishop
Noun: masturbate. In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis.
After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop.

2. Izzle Kizzle
A kilo of weed; Izzle being weed, kizzle being for kilo.
Boo: Yo’ coming the partizzle tonizzle?
Dave: Not shizzle my dizzle.
Boo: Come on, I got an izzle kizzle, it’ll be off da hizzle!

3. A Felix
When a man feels up another mans ass with his tongue.
Instead of wiping my ass I let someone give me a felix & my anus was really cleaned.

4. Rock in Sock
Rocks in socks are breasts that have lost the ability to hold themselves up. these breasts give the appearance that they are nothing more than a rock placed inside a tube sock hanging from one’s chest.
Mike Klein’s mom has rocks in socks.