• You constantly have to lie to others (’look at that nice new t-shirt of mine! do you like it?’), because being honest starts wars
• It makes you stay home when others go out to enjoy a flabbergasting concert (You Too?) or see a fantabulous movie (Mr. and Mrs. Schmisss)
• You feel sick if people tell you about their newest discoveries or adventures (’You know, I’m totally into Koldpay, Lord of the Ringz, TPM shirts, at the moment. That’s the shit, right?’)
• It costs a lot of money, time and energy
• It makes you a lonely nerd

Wulf is a nerd - but happy to be one!