Mon 8 Aug 2005
At least 10 reasons why you better don’t buy an ipod
Posted by Spregel under Hate
- they stink like horses
- the size doesn’t fit my a***ole
- the battery always runs out exactly at the time you really depend on this damn thing
- the volume is not loud enough
- it’s white (I wouldn’t go as far as name this piece a neo-fascist jukebox, but…)
- it doesn’t play my most loved album: Operation Stackola from Luniz when it’s supposed to do
- it doesnt have the menu language ’swiss german’
- one has to feed it with its own music
- it never anwers when I ask something
- and…
- ahh… cut that crap: it’s just a damn peace of shit (why do I have to blubber around if I can say it straight out)
August 8th, 2005 at 18:44
I forgot to post my name
August 9th, 2005 at 14:16
75% of the people i know own an ipod. 50% of them own two. a broken one and one they are not entirely satisfied with.
and let’s not forget apple really trapped itunes/ipod users with their dogmatic m4a audio format which no other portable devices play. that’s exactly what you’d call a neo-fascist pseudo-hippie contraption!
August 26th, 2005 at 10:43
my ipod is an ancient hand-me-down, scratched, faded and moody, but i love it anyway: cycling is not the same without it.
then again, losing the songs that you remove from your itunes sucks big time. who’s permanently got 40G to spare? that’s just stupid.
October 12th, 2005 at 19:05
I’m so happy somone stole this crappy thing from me. I didn’t even report it to the police, even more, I’m satisfied that now a total idiot has to deal with it. But I must say that I feel petty for the billions of digits I left back on the drive.