• they stink like horses
  • the size doesn’t fit my a***ole
  • the battery always runs out exactly at the time you really depend on this damn thing
  • the volume is not loud enough
  • it’s white (I wouldn’t go as far as name this piece a neo-fascist jukebox, but…)
  • it doesn’t play my most loved album: Operation Stackola from Luniz when it’s supposed to do
  • it doesnt have the menu language ’swiss german’
  • one has to feed it with its own music
  • it never anwers when I ask something
  • and…
  • ahh… cut that crap: it’s just a damn peace of shit (why do I have to blubber around if I can say it straight out)