• cause they hate me
  • they make me be cross-eyed
  • they keep me from working (and make me do shity things like this list)
  • i’m dependent on them (this f* computer controlls my life!!)
  • they make me be in a room with 41 other computers (and the crazy people in front of them)
  • they watch me all the time
  • they make me sit at the HTE
  • i get a headache sitting two minutes in front of the monitor
  • above all i wanna thank my computer for being the ugliest, most stupid, craziest and most wicked grey thing i’ve ever owned.