• she wants me to close the toilet seat. mind you, i’m a chick, she doesn’t ask that i take the toilet seat down or something equally boring, she wants me to shut the whole fucking thing. - because who knows what the toilet monster might do at night if we let him out…
  • she cuts the butter so that it keeps straight angles until the very last bite. - it’ important that everything inside the fridge looks good. what would the people think ??
  • she spends all her money on furniture rather than on drugs/ records/ travels/ underaged boys/ … like any healthy person would do.
  • she cleans at night when she can’t sleep. - but what was that that woke ME up ? the VACUUM CLEANER ?? it’s 3 in the morning !!.
  • she cleans the inside of the coffee machine. - it’s important that there is no stains inside the coffee machine. what would the people think ??

don’t misunderstand me : i love the girl. but she’s insane.