Sat 23 Jul 2005
5 reasons why my flatmate is, not a bad person, but totally crazy.
Posted by Zoe under Hate
- she wants me to close the toilet seat. mind you, i’m a chick, she doesn’t ask that i take the toilet seat down or something equally boring, she wants me to shut the whole fucking thing. - because who knows what the toilet monster might do at night if we let him out…
- she cuts the butter so that it keeps straight angles until the very last bite. - it’ important that everything inside the fridge looks good. what would the people think ??
- she spends all her money on furniture rather than on drugs/ records/ travels/ underaged boys/ … like any healthy person would do.
- she cleans at night when she can’t sleep. - but what was that that woke ME up ? the VACUUM CLEANER ?? it’s 3 in the morning !!.
- she cleans the inside of the coffee machine. - it’s important that there is no stains inside the coffee machine. what would the people think ??
don’t misunderstand me : i love the girl. but she’s insane.
July 23rd, 2005 at 15:02
this may be a chick for pitark ?
ehehehehe
July 23rd, 2005 at 17:05
everyone says that.
and then, everyone says, on second thought, no.
July 23rd, 2005 at 23:05
I saw the girl!!! And… she does not at all look like Christina Ricci, So there is no chance that I EVER fall in L.O.V.E. with her. And by the way, yes I am a cleaning-freak aswell, BUT I’ve nver cleaned a coffeemachine on the inside, and I’ve never vacuumcleaned at 3 in the morning, and I don’t pay attention on right-angled butter-cuts. She must be a total nutcase…!
July 24th, 2005 at 00:41
stenotypist, please add ‘ridiculous tea collection’ and ‘artificial lighting for a 0.1 sqm pond’ to the record of this case!