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Monthly Archives: August 2005

Four recent occasions on which I had to admit ‘TIME STILL EXISTS’ (for others)

Alex is a blood-sucking parasite of a chomeur who still thinks that ‘time – is too expensive!‘

At least 10 reasons why you better don’t buy an ipod

they stink like horses the size doesn’t fit my a***ole the battery always runs out exactly at the time you really depend on this damn thing the volume is not loud enough it’s white (I wouldn’t go as far as name this piece a neo-fascist jukebox, but…) it doesn’t play my most loved album: Operation [...]

The ‘why I hate computers’ list by Juu Lee

cause they hate me they make me be cross-eyed they keep me from working (and make me do shity things like this list) i’m dependent on them (this f* computer controlls my life!!) they make me be in a room with 41 other computers (and the crazy people in front of them) they watch me [...]