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Willy’s World of Male Masturbation Euphemisms! …posted by Willy

This goes with the last post: ‘choking the bishop’.
Better expressions are:

  • Creaming the banana
  • Drip the pickle
  • Holding your sausage hostage
  • Launching the hand shuttle
  • Manipulate the mango
  • Massage the muscle
  • Milking the monkey
  • Polish the helmet
  • Pulling the piss pump
  • Stroke the stallion
This was written by Spregel. Posted on Saturday, August 20, 2005, at 17:50. Filed under Love. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.

One Comment

  1. alex. wrote:

    AGAIN!!! Launching the hand shuttle??? Pulling the piss pump??? 5 Stars!

    Saturday, August 20, 2005 at 21:29 | Permalink