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Willy’s World of Male Masturbation Euphemisms! …posted by Willy

Saturday, August 20, 2005

This goes with the last post: ‘choking the bishop’. Better expressions are: Creaming the banana Drip the pickle Holding your sausage hostage Launching the hand shuttle Manipulate the mango Massage the muscle Milking the monkey Polish the helmet Pulling the piss pump Stroke the stallion

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Urban dictionary rules…

Saturday, August 20, 2005

1. Choke The Bishop Noun: masturbate. In the game of chess the bishop piece bears remarkable resemblance to a circumcised penis. After blowing it with every girl in the bar, Dave had no choice but to go home and choke the bishop. 2. Izzle Kizzle A kilo of weed; Izzle being weed, kizzle being for [...]

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5 Reasons Why Taste Sucks

Friday, August 19, 2005

You constantly have to lie to others (‘look at that nice new t-shirt of mine! do you like it?’), because being honest starts wars It makes you stay home when others go out to enjoy a flabbergasting concert (You Too?) or see a fantabulous movie (Mr. and Mrs. Schmisss) You feel sick if people tell [...]

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