- guitar/drum solos – too many to list…
- talking too much annoying/senseless stuff - yeah you’re meant favez and stop playing that odd “in XXXX (fill in local town) the people are nice blabla…” song
- ventilators to blow yr hair – dave wyndorf
- playing more than 4 string basses – hmm dunno, use comment function…
- play with no t-shirt on – many many, but slash’s my favourite
- synchro dance – add any boy/bitchgroup here – my fav: rene baumann he got the freshest rhymes!
- general posing – again too many to list but i was shocked a few weeks ago when i saw a concert of the darkness on tv, you can’t top that!
- adjust distortion channel quieter than the normal – dont remember their name but it was great.
- changing clothes for songs – dont know who to pick, there are too many hoes
- pyrotechnical effects – again rene baumann has nice ones, but ithink the best is metallica’s hames jetfield who got burned by his ownstage show
- hiding studio musicians behind amp towers – placebo, first it wasonly a piano player, now they got 2 man behind there, next year?
- making guitar solos with a drill machine – mr.big. well he got punished by electric schock on stage, should be clear now.
- trying to score chicks for other band members – funkst�rung: mc tes tried to get some bootie for fakesch. didn’t work.
- makingassumptions about the political/social/economic background of thelocations/cities you play at (and you actually know shit about) and sharing them with the audience - recent example: devendra bahnwart called rote fabrik an ‘alternative punk rock place’
David often covers his eyes because of the shameful things others do and is also insanely famous.
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fadif, you know i’m insane but i think lots of those things are actually very entertainging! especially for bands who can’t guarantee a good show with just their music. meat loaf for example. well, ventilators? so sexy! synchro dance? sportsmen unite! pyro? erstaugustforever! punk rock baby!
NO POSING = NO GLORY
axle is very right of course but
- “playing with no t-shirt on” – what about that dude from the dwarves showing off his new back, crack & sack wax? class
- “pyrotechnical effects” – apparently rammstein do battle with the flame throwers attached to their guitars – i mean you want a stage show, don’t you…
- “more than 4 string basses” – yeah yeah (yawn)
there has to be SOMETHING wrong with this 5th string, hasn’t it? stephanie?
starshaped guitars !!!!!!!!
i mean COME ON. star shaped guitars are worse than any 5 or 6 strings bass by far.
hopefully it’ll finally happen soon but once we manage to record that slow & heavy 5 bass/5drumkits/demented childrens choir track i will personally post it here and you can all eat your words/guitars/low opinions on low bass strings. arrr.
and i agree, star shaped guitars are awful! though i liked prince’s OTT symbol one
I LOVE STARSHAPED GUITARS!!! I’m gonna buy one tomorrow. I will also buy a butterflyshaped guitar!!! UUUUUUHHHHHH!
Please!!! 5-Strings on a Bass are just….. I don’t find the apropriate words, it makes my stomach turn. And I start to shiver and ssshhhhaaaakkkeee when I even think of that. AWWFUUULLLL.
I think dafits list rules, and he’s right about everything, cause entertainment sucks big time! If you can’t entertain yourself you should buy yourself a monkey!! Thats entertainment!!! MONKEY
(my previous post turns out to be an empty threat…sigh… the man in charge had to go back to south effrica so it most probably ain’t happening after all)