Some things that I remember from my dreams this/last week

• significant other & I were small pudgy children and had to have our faces transplanted (=swapped). After the operation we didnt look massively different except for faint scars right across our foreheads, and my eyes were too small and blurry. it was horrible & i was glad to wake up
• A good friend who’s in brazil & I haven’t seen for 3 years showed up at my studio, which was completely lit up like a maltese church with reddish faiy lights, and the desk she was sitting at had a little catholic shrine (made from tin foil) on it. I was dozing on the sofa and my friend casually mentioned how she also likes girls, when suddenly this weird Irish creep showed up from out of nowhere and tried to squeeze in next to me.
• An evil dictator lived in a really raised birthmark (like a tower) on my thigh
• I turned on a tap, to drain the system of razor blades. I caught all the water and razor blades in a big brown paper bag.
• I had a corpse in my bathtub, his face was a pale grey and he had a sharp white nose. My task was to preserve him, but I was about to fail imbalming class because we were drunk on wine all the time.