• Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
  Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
• Grandma: How was school?
  Napoleon: The worst day of my life, what do you think?
• Kip: Your sandy hair floats in the air… To me it's like a lullaby… I'm just flying by… Oh so high… like a kite… tied to a skate…
• Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.
• Napoleon: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.
  Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that.
  Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave.
  Napoleon: You guys are retarded!
• Napoleon: So, we're pretty much friends by now, right?
  Pedro: Yes.
  Napoleon: So, you got my back and everything, right?
• Pedro: They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four.
• Napoleon: I spent like three hours doing the shading on the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.
• Kip: LaFawnduh is *the* best thing that has ever happened to me. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. Peace out.
• Kip: Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever… We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom… Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate… I love technology, but not as much as you, you see… But I STILL love technology… Always and forever….
• Napoleon: Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys.

This is the sixth post for the 'November of lists'. Lists take five minutes to assemble but hours to take apart - makes you look smart, eh?